Thursday, 19 June 2008
Introducing Dame Montana Blackmountain
Ladies and Gentlemen, furries and tinies, those in the back and you over there. It is my most honoured privilege to introduce to you a lady who has been an inspiration to me. Drinking only the finest vintage champagne from flawless crystal, she radiates elegance from her Manolo Blahniks to her coiffured Nicky Clarke locks. Please put your hands together for that most respected of mademoiselles, most revered of senoritas, the one, the only, Dame Montana Blackmountain!
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Eau! Cucumber sandwiches and doilies and antimacassars and saying 'ears' instead of 'yes', don't you know :D
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